Farmer John

May 202010

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If you check out Shania in this shot, it looks like she is getting very intimate with her microphone! Those pretty pink lips of hers opening wide to take the long black rod into her mouth while giving a vocal performance. Kind of sounds like a blow-job doesn’t it? Well, Shania has gone on record to say she’s always wanted to be Stevie’s background vocalist. As such, she would have been giving Stevie vocal performances every night. There would have been lots of slurping, gulping and lip smacking action as Shania drops to her knees to get in a better position for her oral duty. Stevie’s large, black cock working its way into her mouth and deep down her throat in an ever increasing pumping motion. The busty little brunette’s lips would wrap tightly around Stevie’s cock until he explodes in her mouth pumping stream after stream of warm, white sperm into Shania’s protein hungry mouth. Back then Shania would have been a starving artist, so a a sticky load of cum in her mouth would have been a tasty treat for her. Here a cum artist gives her a treat of his own… all over Shania’s pretty face!

May 142010

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I tried to find the animal with the biggest (natural) tits in the animal kingdom, but couldn’t really find one other than the cow! There are some women that have a 65T chest, most are due to surgically implanted silicone. Now silicone is nice, but not even size beats a beautiful pair of natural knockers. When you look at Shania and her 36C breasts mounted on a 5’2″ chassis, she has to rank as one of the top breast babes on the planet. Partially because they are huge for a tiny girl, secondly because they bounce like jello when she moves. Shania may not know it, but her jiggling jugs are pure heaven to watch and drool over. At the Kennedy Center Awards, more men than she could have ever imagined where masturbating to her pictures for months (and still do). That wonderfully low cut gown, Shania’s massive udders barely contained by the thin fabric and let’s not forget her heavenly nipple hard-ons that had her gum-drop sized teats poking out even further. Even Shania must be aware that any fan of hers would love to curl up on her lap and breastfeed on Shania’s baby bottles forever. Now that’s what I call ‘Breast Appeal’!

May 122010

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Shania is one of Canada’s 50 most fucked females! Oops, I mean fuckable. In Shania’s very own magazine, “Hello Shania!” she stands ready for her cover shoot as the assistant to the photographer gets the cheerful task of spraying Shania down with sperm after the make-up artist and hair stylist fix her up for the shot. Once the photo session is out of the way, Shania treats the crew to a nice long and very heated gang-bang not allowing anyone to escape until she has gulped down everyone’s load including the female make-up artist who she let bath her in a shower of liquid ejaculate. Shania then rides a massive ice dildo until it is nothing more than a toothpick with a large puddle of water between her legs and finishes the sexy show by masturbating into a glass and drinking her own cum. She is definitely at the top of that list as far as fuckable females goes.

May 072010


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Shania is a DIVA! How do you spell DIVA… S-L-U-T. Now Shania being a slut is not a bad thing at all. Actually a slut is a beautiful creature. Why? Well a slut is a girl who isn’t ashamed of her body and even better, loves being fucked. Sluts dress extremely sexy in an attempt to make men hot and horny for their bodies and Shania has done that better than anyone over the years wearing cleavage revealing tops and see-through blouses. The sheer, nipple revealing top and bra at her Atlanta concert were great examples of her hidden slut charms. The media may have thought she made a blunder, but the men in the audience mostly likely couldn’t stand to applaud after the show because of a stiff cock and a burning desire to ram that cock into the lovely Ms Twain’s body. Ahhh, the life of a DIVA!

Apr 252010

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Being a singer, Shania’s  vocal talent comes in handy. In what way? Well, let’s just say she can sure open wide! This skill comes in very handy when it’s Shania’s turn to become a cum dumpster! As you can see in this picture, the little woman has no trouble gulping down gallons of your hot, creamy sperm. For Shania it’s not just a matter of how much she can swallow, it’s a matter of how many men can she please at one time. When you see her wearing these skin tight leather pants and showing off her tiny waist, what man (or men) could resist stroking hard to provide her with a creamy white bath. Of course that’s only if she doesn’t gulp it all down like a good little Sperm Star!

Apr 212010

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Shania steps out into the spotlight again wearing a sexy sheer top to show off her mouth watering tits. Here she manages a quick pose before being nicely cream covered. Ah Shania loves to flaunt her mammaries and her fans love her for it. Think of all the busty swimsuit calendars she could have posed for, or the Victoria’s Secret lingerie she could have strutted down the runway wearing. What was she thinking getting into music and wasting the incredibly beautiful body she was blessed with. Even though Shania may hate her legs, she more than makes up for it admiring her tits. It makes you wonder why she never posed for Playboy. They would have paid her well, but the question is would they let her have the freedom to pose the way she liked. She would probably have been better with an offer from Hustler. They could have shot the pictorial she would have liked. Picture two well-built handsome men hanging from her soft and very stretchy nipples… feasting ravenously on mommy Shania’s baby bottles!!!

Apr 042010

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Shania has lots of beauty tips. She doesn’t exercise, she walks. She loves to smear creams all over her tits to keep them soft and supple, but best of all she loves your warm cream all over her face. She would never need to pay for this living supplement and men would line up for hours just to bathe her in sperm. Let’s face it, you’re standing over a kneeling Shania and she’s staring up at you with her pretty face and doe-like eyes as you stroke your hard cock until the extreme sexual arousal fills you and makes your cock explode all over her face. Load after load of cum jumps from your cock onto her face and she immediately begins rubbing it into her skin and begs for more… her glistening skin saturated with your musky scent. So where would you prefer to deposit your load on Shania? Would you be more into giving her that youthful look, or perhaps aim lower and shower her tits and watch her massage those huge baby bottles in front of you?

Apr 032010

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Shania looking hot posing for her new perfume, Shania by Stetson. Although there is a lot of white in the picture and it could make seeing the Cum Art harder, when it blasts Shania in the face and chest it looks really stunning. You have to admire the sheer top, Shania’s heavenly breasts, her nicely exposed cleavage… and that nasty cum shot! Imagine the millions of little sperm swimming their way into each and every pore on Shania’s face, soaking into her skin and trying to find her eggs. Those lucky enough to be splattered all over her chest have the pleasure of soaking into Shania’s massive tits and if they were REALLY lucky, into her nipples to travel through Shania’s milk ducts for the swim of their life. They may not reach her eggs, but at least they would die very happy!

Apr 032010

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Shania pulls out her sharpie to sign an autograph for an adoring fan. The adoring fan pulls out his cock to autograph Shania! True, Shania gets that best of that exchange with a nice shot of protein to her face that will soak in and rejuvenate her soft skin. This leads to a sperm bath for Shania as she lowers herself to her knees and massages in the warm, creamy ejaculate as more men move in and surround her.  It doesn’t take long until the hard cocks begin signing her face too and stream after stream of white goo splashes against her cheeks, lips and into her open mouth as she opens wide for a tasty treat. How does Shania stay so young looking… lots and lots of fresh, organic protein!

Apr 032010

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Cover-girl Shania exposing her beautiful breasts for the media has always been a big dream of her more amorous fans. Of course it’s easy to see why with her pretty face, long dark hair, gorgeous curves and perfect jugs that seem to crave being milked. A lot of fans love Shania’s legs and find it very depressing that Shania doesn’t show them off more, but at least Shania does realize her fans are all babies at heart and yearn to be breastfeeding on her ample milk supply. Shania also seems to love showing off her sexy cleavage… and why not. When you’re blessed with an incredible chest, why not show it off! There are girls out there who pay thousands of dollars just to have what Shania has grown naturally. The biggest difference? The other girls have no problems showing theirs off. Come on Shania… PLEASE give us a peak!!!